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Pushing the limits of what it means to redefine the boundaries of how others perceive who we are.
It's just what we do.
Iteration ⇄ innovation
Our pioneered methodology maximizes efficiency by identifying parallel dimensions in which desired data has already been computed.Experience time travel
ʜᴇᴀʟ̲+ʜ:
Music at the speed of
microchips
Intense processing
With 18 quads and over 19 cores, ʜᴇᴀʟ̲+ʜ inches closer each day to solving an infamous mathematics problem: division by 0.
Immense memory
Patented suspended-RAM technology keeps individual memory chips accessible on-the-fly. 1 GB = 256 qGB (quantum gigabyte)
Insane visuals
Computing video is one thing. Simulating your content within a nested universe and live-streaming it back? That's something else.
Infinite storage
ʜᴇᴀʟ̲+ʜ generates a Facebook profile to host each file, allowing you access to your data while boosting your friend count.
Sheesh.
Ready to explore blistering-fast speed delivery? Take our interactive speed test for a spin and see how your device compares.
Ideal listening environments for ʜᴇᴀʟ̲+ʜ experience:- Airport security line that you severely underestimated
- Airplane undergoing extreme turbulence
- Moving boxes to new residence via wagon
- 31-min drive (or, two drives of 14- & 17-min)
- AcotuNETNote: always listen via in-ear devices at an appropriate volume to ensure that ʜᴇᴀʟ̲+ʜ consent is respected.
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